It’s Tuesday and we all know what that means. It’s time to take our elderly relatives down to the river to examine the swans, to see if any of them look familiar.
It’s been years since the river spirits turned some of the village’s biggest jerks into swans and it doesn’t seem like we’re getting any better at recognizing a regular swan from a transformed swan who has “learned their lesson.”
But the old folks get some sun, seeing if any swans respond to their former names.
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The Signal: EP197 – Exactly 45 minutes of the poltergeist activity music. For the sake of ease of clean up, be sure to keep your windows closed before pressing play. We’ve got bass-heavy music, Euro disco, German commercial music, a Russian reverb guitar pop cover, and more.
Download by clicking on the link (or image) above. The file is available only for a limited time. If you’re interested in the tracklist, it’s in the mp3 itself in the id3 tags. If you’d like to receive an email every time a new mix is posted, uh… ask me, I guess. If you don’t know how to ask me, maybe you should just keep visiting the site every once in awhile.
Let’s Get Louder and Louder and Louder – 42 minutes of face-melting drum & bass music.
Download by clicking on the link (or image) above. The file is available only for a limited time. If you’re interested in the tracklist, it’s in the mp3 itself in the id3 tags. If you’d like to receive an email every time a new mix is posted, uh… ask me, I guess. If you don’t know how to ask me, maybe you should just keep visiting the site every once in awhile.
The Signal: EP196 – Exactly 45 minutes of music to accompany your day, your night, or whatever other period of time you find yourself trapped within instead of existing as a being of light outside of time-space. While you’re here, might as well have nice things to listen to. And this time out, we’ve got some doozies! We’ve got Turkish-inspired funk, Persian disco, Latin boogaloo (and unexpected covers!), hip hop and Russian phonk, and more!
Download by clicking on the link (or image) above. The file is available only for a limited time. If you’re interested in the tracklist, it’s in the mp3 itself in the id3 tags. If you’d like to receive an email every time a new mix is posted, uh… ask me, I guess. If you don’t know how to ask me, maybe you should just keep visiting the site every once in awhile.
The Signal: EP195 – Exactly 45 minutes of music all in a row, designed for thrillseekers and dreamers! This time out we’ve got French and Australian garage rock, Rosicrucian mysteries, hip hop, chillwave, dubstep and other good stuff!
Download by clicking on the link (or image) above. The file is available only for a limited time. If you’re interested in the tracklist, it’s in the mp3 itself, in the id3 tags. If you’d like to receive an email every time a new mix is posted, uh… ask me, I guess. If you don’t know how to ask me, maybe you should just keep visiting the site every once in awhile. Or follow me on bandcamp, you’ll see what I’m buying.
If you got yourself a witchfinder problem, do what we did. We had all the young ladies tell the witchfinder that our witches could turn into toads, sent’m down to the toad pond. Spent weeks down there demanding the toads change back to face Christ’s judgment.
Next witchfinder comes along, we say “we’ve just got the one witch, they hang out at the pond yelling at toads.”
Cancels out.
Guys, is there such a thing as the Curse of the Tomb of Bigfoot?
I thought it was an Egyptian thing, or was just made up for pulp fiction adventure, but this dead sasquatch is telling me it’s real and unless I pay them twenty bucks, I… am…. hosed.
The Signal: EP194 – Exactly 45 minutes of birthday tunes, and the piñata is ready so we’re gonna bang it out! We’ve got European takes on American paranoia and pretty pickles, bass and beats and wild cover versions, reggae grooves and country crooning! We’ve got it all! Get in here!
Download by clicking on the link (or image) above. The file is available only for a limited time. If you’re interested in the tracklist, it’s in the mp3 itself, in the id3 tags. If you’d like to receive an email every time a new mix is posted, uh… ask me, I guess. If you don’t know how to ask me, maybe you should just keep visiting the site every once in awhile. Or follow me on bandcamp, you’ll see what I’m buying.
I don’t mind being waylaid by highwaymen when journeying by carriage. I always carry a silk purse of the King’s coin on me, but there’s more where that came from, and I come away with both my life and a story.
But lately the highwaymen have been asking me to rate and review them saying “it helps the forest’s algorithm” and I must say, I’m at a loss. Where does everyone else stand on this question? And does anyone know anything about how to safely remove a crossbow quarrel from one’s leg?