1) You can always tell if your child is destined to overthrow you. Honestly, most soothsayers make this call based on whether you act like a jerk when you ask about what forces threaten your kingdom. Always tip!
2) Playing music for a baby makes it smarter. Nope! Not with your musical taste, poseur.
3) The fae want to swap a mushroom baby for your child as soon after birth as possible. Actually, the fae are quite patient and have even replaced teenagers!
4) They only let experts write these articles for mothers. Actually, any idiot can just write anything.