If you roll up to the party and everyone’s wearing robes and holding knives except you… you just miiiiight be a human sacrifice!
If you’re the ONLY one lying on a table, while the walls between this world and some unknown colorless space dissolve together above your bound form… you just miiiiight be a human sacrifice!
If you’re looking at the heart that used to be INSIDE your chest a-pumpin’ in the hands of a priest you thought could NEVER punch through a human ribcage, well friend…
— Georph Otherworthy, cult comedian