Q: What do you call a ceremony that involves candles, robes, a device for measuring the slipperiness of a dimension, and a chicken crossing a road?
A: I don’t know, but it’s happening in my basement and the walls are quivering and a bass note pealed like the cracking of a sky-sized bell!
Q: What do you call a witch wearing a hat?
A: Call them by the name they give you and never by the secret name you were never meant to know.
Q: How many witches fit into a bottle?
A: Seven. … Poorly.