Happy New Year! According to our interpretation of the order in which the bog reclaimed the runes we scratched in the mud, it is now officially the following:
The Year of the Slowly Sinking
The Year of the Many Legged
The Year of the Miasma and the Closing Throat
If any of these are your sign: You have a prosperous year ahead for as long as you don’t think about it too much!
For everyone else: Better luck next year! We’ll see you back here among the tangled roots of the few trees that refuse to die here!