okay vemture camelinists, i gotta business for you it’s DISCOUNT CRYONICS, so get your shoeboxes of money here’s how it works
when you die I get your head and put it in teh box you gave me full of money years and years ago (bigger box of money you give me = more head room)
then I put your head in my mom’s freezer which is real big, only got Otter Pops in there, and then we wait ’til aliens are like “knokck knock got any heads?” and they bring you back to life