voila

Okay, who here likes magic? You like magic tricks? Great, let’s do a magic trick.

I’m going to need something of value from a volunteer in the audience. Oh, very nice, what’s this? Your “attention?” Lovely.

Now watch very carefully… keep your eyes on it… and VOILA!

Your “attention” has been transmuted via powers unknown into “a complete waste of time.” Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thank you, thank you.