Okay, okay, I will be the White House Chief of Staff. But I have a few demands:
- Casual wardrobe
- I can wear mud (so long as it obscures my form sufficiently)
- Can wear masks BUT DON’T HAVE TO
- * All White House light bulbs must be unplugged to the point of flickering
- Free-roaming wolves
- One wolf in a cage (“The Secretary of the Interior”)
- Most of my duties involve standing still in a corner, quiet, until noticed… and then it’s too late