CHARACTER CLASS (1d20)
1-4 Poultry Wizard
5-8 Carpenter Ant Collective
9-12 Stain
13-16 Fighter
17-20 You don’t have to do this, you can just leave
RACE (1d20)
1-4 That last table could have used a d10, really
5-18 “Human” whatever that means
19 Roll again
20 Just, like, a noise. Blgh. That’s you.
WEAPONS (1d4)
No, that’s it. Your weapon is a d4.
Okay, um. Have fun!