AN INVENTORY of OBJECTS RESCUED from a FORGOTTEN TOMB and THEIR EFFECTS

1) A brass mask – Seems to generate nightmares for those who’ve held it

2) A statuette of a bull-headed figure – Nightmare-inducing

3) A leather bag of unknown origin, filled with coins – More nightmares

4) A mummy that appears to whisper whenever a breeze enters this storage facility – Lots of scientific potential!

5) A shadowy movement in the corner of my eyes – Probably nothing. Just kidding: so many nightmares