Lefty a few doors down said cyberpunk was gonna be the next big thing in the village, so we went over to his place and all he’d done was adhere a series of blinking lights to that large radish what won 1st place at Gemma’s Gardening Annual competition on account of this radish’s peerless heft and overall contour, aligning as it did with certain commonly held ideals of vegetable beauty.
Lights sure did blink for a while there and Lefty said capitalism was to blame, so that gave us all somethin’ to think about all right.