“If you loved DNA, you’ll love new DNA 2! Everything you loved about DNA… and more!” said the wet creature slapping up against the lab’s bolted door.
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Has this ever happened to you?
[a cell divides, then divides again]
oh noooo! Finally, there’s a better way!
[a creature with impossible limbs falls out of a tree onto a passing pedestrian]
It’s … DNA 2! All the DNA you’re used to… and some that you’re NOT!