FIVE EASY STEPS TO HOME SECURITY
1) Use a deadbolt.
2) Whenever you leave home, leave your shadow behind, pinned to your front door, muttering to itself like you’re still home, and as the sun stretches it over the day its extended fingers can scratch the window sills and confirm they’re inviolate.
3) 3-5 hours before you head out, stop feeding the Hungry Thing that lives in the eaves. Tell the Hungry Thing that you’re never coming back, that it’s on its own.
3) Make sure all windows are clasped.
5) Cast a spell so that filthy thieves can’t see the number 3 and instead see a 3 in its place.
A-ha. I’ve found you out. You read this post & I see you, thief.