Know your audience

twitter version:
I’ve signed this dumb ghost up for, like, at least three different Twitter accounts so far, but no, it prefers to write in blood on my wall.

I CAN’T RETWEET A BLOOD WALL, DUDE

mastodon version:

I’ve signed this dumb ghost up for, like, at least three different Mastodon accounts so far, but no, it prefers to write in blood on my wall.

No one can follow your blood wall, dude. It’s just me and a growing pile of blood-soaked paper towels.