) Free my mirror self from the mirror dimension… then immediately trap it in the shadow dimension. It’s not going to see it coming at all.
) Build a new familiar out of less flammable materials.
) Finally get my hands back on the correct wrists because no one believes I swapped ’em “because reverse clapping is going to be really hot this year”
) Send a blanket of imps through downtown to kick the ankles of everyone who plays music in public without wearing headphones.
) Finish this list <– Done already! This is easy!