Mass Retweet: Demolitions Edition
Mass Retweet: Handsome Meat Tube Edition
The Signal: EP113
The Signal: EP113 – 45 minutes of beats and noises, designed to accompany such diverse activities as hover-boarding, observing a hover-boarder, design and manufacturer of hover-boards, and whatever it is that you’re doing.
The file will be available for a limited period of time. I don’t know how long. It’s possible that as you’re reading these words, in some far-flung future we can’t even imagine, the file is already gone. I can’t imagine the disappointment you must be feeling. Hang in there, kitten.
If you like what you hear, the track list is in the id3 tags of the mix. Just download that sucker and use your mp3 player to take a look at the file’s properties.
Mass Retweet: The Ocean’s Embrace Edition
Therzas
When I visited Europe, I made the mistake of thinking the woods at night were a relaxing place to gather my thoughts. It was the mist-shrouded gloom of those woods that allowed a therza (as the locals call them) to sneak up and bite me on the leg.
Had I been more vigilant about vaccinations, at worst I would have had to have worn a bandage for awhile, but eventually I would heal up and forget about it.
But that was not the case. Because of my lack of planning, since that time, when the moon is full, I find myself transforming into a therza myself. I try to plan around it, to make sure I’m indoors and secured when it happens. I take a name-brand anti-therza medication. And, in case the worst happens, I have my legal documents on hand to guide my living relations.
You can picture me, in fact. Seated in a chair, grimacing. The moon peeking out from clouds. The only two things I need to get me through gripped in my sweating hands:
Were-therza will. Therza-Away™.
Mass Retweet: Damn the (Hu)Man Edition
Mass Retweet: Dogs & Logs Edition
Criminal Associate
CRIMINAL ASSOCIATE: ARE YOU WEARING A FRICKIN’ WIRE?
ME: I prefer to think of it as “very targeted, unobtrusive podcasting.”
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CRIMINAL ASSOCIATE: Are you live-tweeting us murdering you, you snitch?
ME: No. [drops phone in wet concrete around feet]
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TRIVIA (continuity error): Character “ME” drops phone but without phone, tweet wouldn’t exist. [ Like | Report ]