small town livin’

To you, it’s a visit to a backwards town full of suspicious locals harboring a dark secret. To us, it’s Wednesday and a new nosy dipshit thinks they’re owed something ’cause they had gas money and time to poke around.

Get your own dark secret.

nostalgia

Best thing about going to church when I was kid was looking for marginalia in the Bibles where someone might have put the secret name of an angel that, when read aloud, would blast you out of the pews and up on to the roof where eyes the size of the sky could see you wriggling in agony on the roof tiles.

The Signal: EP175

The Signal: EP175 – Exactly 45 minutes of year-ending music, custom designed to propel you through time… to destination 45-minutes-from-NOW! Wow! This time out we’ve got international funk, beats and new wave dub, Spanish vocal magic and more!

Download by clicking on the link (or image) above. The file is available only for a limited time. If you’re interested in the tracklist, it’s in the mp3 itself, in the id3 tags.

Or if you don’t want any files sullying up your computer, most of the music I used was on Spotify.

note to self: stop buying mansions sight unseen

Angrily berating my real estate agent because the mansion they sold me (on the strength of its secret passages behind bookshelves and under stairs) is actually alive and all those passages are either lined with teeth or dripping with acid. RIDICULOUS!

DO NOT TOUCH

It’s Wednesday and we all know what that means! Time to hustle down to the train station, black the station windows and hide the station name so the Train of Souls won’t stop here, disgorging the stale milk-smelling spirits of ancient tourists to stroll our Floral District, warping the petals with their spectral hands despite all the DO NOT TOUCH signs hammered into the soil.

The Signal: EP174

A dancing couple in an animated loop. Text: THE SIGNAL: EP174

The Signal: EP174 – Exactly 45 minutes of music to soothe the savage feet. You like music, right? Maybe you like the same music as me. We’ve got old school dubstep, chicha (psychedelic cumbia), drum & bass, dreamy pop, and funk!

Download by clicking on the link (or image) above. The file is available only for a limited time. If you’re interested in the tracklist, it’s in the mp3 itself, in the id3 tags.

I couldn’t find every track on Spotify, but here’s what I could dig up:

Darkness Below the Ice

A Darkness Beneath the Ice is a terrible RPG I improvised as I wrote while drinking beer in the Ocean View brewery in Albany, CA. It was inspired by Dan Simmons’ THE TERROR as well as the front of the postcard I was scribbling on.

What I didn’t expect was that a stranger on Twitter would take the time to program this game into being using Python, but when @mypantsaretorn pinged me to let me know the “meta is broken” I found that my terrible game idea was now something that could be compiled and played… whether it warranted the effort or not.

Didn’t expect that at all.

The Signal: EP173

A black and white animated image of a man smoking a pipe, listening to a record, viewed from behind. Text: The Signal: EP173

The Signal: EP173 – The exact 45 minutes of music you need to steer you through this year of solitary activity! This time out we’ve got Australian punk, gloom pop, a remix of a harp-playing pixie, some dub sounds, hip hop, ska, UK grime and some German electronic sounds.

Download by clicking on the link (or image) above. The file is available only for a limited time. If you’re interested in the tracklist, it’s in the mp3 itself, in the id3 tags.

We couldn’t find everything on Spotify, but we found most of it:

The Signal: EP172

The Signal: EP172 – Exactly 45 minutes of music for cloud heads, mist faces, vapor tops… and YOU! This time out we’ve got Australian jam goodness, lots of polyrhythms, Turkish funk from the Netherlands, a steel drum hip hop cover, a dub jazz standard cover, blistering rockabilly and much more!

Download by clicking on the link (or image) above. The file is available only for a limited time. If you’re interested in the tracklist, it’s in the mp3 itself, in the id3 tags.