1 – a second mouth made of even more bones
2 – a collectible figurine of a capering rat
3 – a six-sided die (convenient!)
4 – a scarab beetle that can whistle
5 – a door to a magical realm where hills are made of candy but you gotta be skeleton mouth-size to go through, sorry pal
6 – germs, don’t go touchin’ skeleton mouths, din’t your momma teach you anything?
The Signal: EP152
The Signal: EP152 – Exactly 45 minutes of tunes designed to make your interstellar commute easy. We’ve got sounds from around the world, all forming a world of delight perfect for headphones and heads. Give us a listen if you’re interested in the journals of a scientist lost on another planet, complex polyrhythms, smooth hip-hop and electronic dancehall, cumbia, epic roaring guitar walls of sound, rumbling bass, and more!
Download by clicking on the link (or image) above. The file is available only for a limited time. If you’re interested in the tracklist, it’s in the mp3 itself, in the id3 tags. Or, if you sign up to be a member of our mailing list, The Tuned In, you’ll be among the first on the planet to know when a new mix is posted, and you’ll get a permanent archive link and the entire playlist, delivered to your inbox.
the job is MINE
Okay, okay, I will be the White House Chief of Staff. But I have a few demands:
- Casual wardrobe
- I can wear mud (so long as it obscures my form sufficiently)
- Can wear masks BUT DON’T HAVE TO
- * All White House light bulbs must be unplugged to the point of flickering
- Free-roaming wolves
- One wolf in a cage (“The Secretary of the Interior”)
- Most of my duties involve standing still in a corner, quiet, until noticed… and then it’s too late
fun with anagrams
heck yeah I got “seasonal depression!”
Started
Entering
Anagrams…
Soon
Overwhelmed…
Now
All these
Letters
Dang!
Enduring
Pure
Regret
Eeeeeeeee
Stop!
Sorry!
I
Opologize!
Never again.
THE BIG PIT OUTSIDE OF TOWN
MODULE for 1-4 players (lvl. 5+)
Can your party safely get to the bottom of the big pit? And even more important… can they get back out?!? The walls are… REALLY STEEP!
(c) 2018 Mundane Industries
Runtime: 1 hr [10 minutes (game) 50 min (resentful muttering)]
Warble’s Hollow Tourism Pamphlet Text
Visit Scenic Warble’s Hollow! We’ve got fun for the whole family!
* Two restaurants!
* The Library of Smells! Take an olfactory tour of all of mankind’s knowledge!
* Public crosswalks!
* Free ice cream cones (for people who have ice cream but no storage solutions, as loose ice cream is banned thanks to a recently passed local ordnance)
* Lake Pleg!
* Hiking trails in the empty mall!
What are you waiting for?
planning ahead
Please ask your rich friends to follow this account and let me know who they are, so I can be nice to them. I’m not sure I can create a funny enough GoFundMe so that when I am finally struck down for my many sins I can attract pity money with some chuckles. I need to plan ahead.
—
A nurse pulls my phone out of my bandaged hands and I collapse back into the hospital bed. She scrolls a bit.
“I didn’t laugh once at any of this. Not once. It’s like you don’t want to recover.”
In a delirium I sense that I’m being moved.
“Some of our patients do their most creative work in this hallway,” says the nurse. “They find it motivating. Probably because the sliding external doors for this wing are stuck open and we let coyotes roam the halls at night.”
worldbuilding
Got a request to help come up with a list of 10 shops and their proprietors and managed to generate the following in 15-20 minutes:
Untitled
A Girl: (punches through my exoskeleton then releases an EMP pulse to fry all solid state systems before launching me out an airlock)
Me: (4 hours later, heat shielding burning away in the upper atmosphere, immobile, SOS beacon unanswered) Wait… was she *flirting* with me?
Easy Holiday Gift Idea
This Cursed Idol – Available instantly to anyone who formally asks me for it! Comes with a nifty set of itching scars on your sinister hand that glows in low light! Perfect for children and easier on the household budget than a night light!
Please! Please celebrate the holidays!