1) Makes them sound less scary
2) They can’t stop us (no real hands, no lobbying organizations)
3) Just sign below, you don’t have to read all this stuff
4) It’s not an official petition if you just have 2 points but now that we’re up to 4 it looks pretty official
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note: signing provides no guarantee real or implied against retaliatory hauntings by gbhosts
Starting to think this petition isn’t going to get across the finish line. Oh well. Back I go to my 3-story house where creepy women stare out top floor windows but are gone when I look again, and where there’s moaning & laughing from the empty unfinished basement, and a scraping sound behind the drywall, and the previous owners fled so I got it for cheap, and the faucets spew blood, and cold hands caress me in the shower, and I’m attended by shadows as I sleep.
Dumb gbhosts.