rebranding efforts

okay i'm rebranding this account now it's all about sports and cleaning the house black mold? hit it with a home run of bleach!

Hey fellow sports-crows! How about that hockey! How about the bands of light you can see reflected off of tile floors smelling of lemons and the extinction of microscopic fauna? ... oh man, rebranding is hard

Got a-- got-- got a stubborn stain? In the-- in the-- baseball mitt? In your kitchen? Baking soda! Club soda! There's two innings left and nothing cleans like fire! Sports! And house-cleaning! Sports! And house-cleaning!