Come on down to Tex’s Coffin Warehouse!
We got ALL kinds of coffins! Don’t believe us? Huh… well, how about we prove it then? Check THIS out!
Available now:
- Mahogany
- Pine
- Chocolate
- T*H*E* V*O*I*D
- T*H*E* V*O*I*D (deluxe)
- Flames on the Side (goes faster)
- A bunch of birds glued together in a box shape
- One bird glued to you then we toss you down a well
- Tex’s personal coffin (’cause he ain’t ever gonna need it ’cause he ain’t never gonna DIE, darlin’!)
- Redwood
- Fern
- Reverse Coffin (can’t be buried in it ’cause it already has a baby inside, hence the name)
- And More!