TIPS FOR STAYING WARM THIS WINTER

1) Consider your grudges. Nurse them. Cup them close like tiny flames.

2) Never go outside.

3) Recognize that the world is an interpretation and invention of the mind, so what if your mind went: “It’s not cold.” Could that help?

4) The whole planet’s warming up and will kill us all, and one day you’ll look back on this cold in envy, so… just hang in there.