young vampires on social media taking selfies with fake stakes sticking out of their chests, putting “stake me daddy” in their bios
vampire meme straight from the vampire web [descriptive text – no image]
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what they think we’re like
[image from Bram Stoker’s Dracula of Gary Oldman in titular role / Impact text reads THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE]
what we’re actually like
[image of young vampire reclining on sand in the shadows under an oceanside dock, wearing a white t-shirt upon which has been written THE BLOOD IS WHATEVER, ACTUALLY, miming as if about lick a mussel-encrusted support pillar]